The Handshake.

2 A*'s, 7 A's, 2 B's and a C.

If anyone cares, that's what my GCSE grades looked like when I opened the envelope.
Enough of that though, it's all behind me. I did get quite a bit of money though, wooh!

Tomorrow afternoon, I'll be stepping off of a minibus and unloading my luggage at a certain college in Brighton. It's a boarding school, which means I'll be moving out of London to start my new life. I know it's mad but when somebody gives you an opportunity like this its not really wise to pass it up, right?

The last few days have been really weird actually. Thursday was okay, got my envelope danced around for a few seconds then made a couple of phone calls, nothing special really. As I got into the school there was a massive crowd of people rushing to see whether all those years of not revising and procrastinating had paid off...including me, =P

Anyway, the thing that got me the most on Thursday was that it was the real last day. The idea that we probably would never see most of the people in our year group again was overshadowed by the mix of emotions that everyone was feeling at the time...elation, surprise, disappointment, sadness, fear (you know who you are lol), pride, confusion, freedom- the list goes on. It only hit me late in that day that some of the people who I'd grown up with since primary school might never be within a mile of me again. Crazy.

Me and Shelomoh were walking home and we got to his lift. He opened the door and got in. We just looked at each other but we were both silent. I can't explain what was going through our heads at that time, (I know this story is sounding a bit gay but you know how it is =P) but it must have been something because we both nodded at each other and he put out his hand and I shook it. That was it. As the door to lift closed and he went upstairs, I felt a massive knot in my stomach as the guilt of me "leaving" most of my friends behind crept up on me.

That silent moment, those 3 seconds that we were shaking hands...all of the memories that me and this guy had shared for the last 15 years came back and I seriously was just lost for words.

Anyway, there's too much to fit in this post and I don't want it to be too long so if i remember anything else I'll tell you tomorrow. But yeah my last day is still going on and at the moment it's pretty...crap? Shit weather, shit plans- but shit loads of money.
I normally don't complain,

But hey, that's how it is right?
Cya,,
J'x

The 27th Of August.

I fancy some Egg Fried Rice.
But that's not important right now'x

Because tomorrow, is GCSE Results day.

"It's not that I'm nervous (lies), it's just that I'd rather not worry about it so much...coz I know that whatever has happened has happened. Worrying wont change it, right?"

Gosh, how many times have I said that this month. To be honest I started out not caring at all- it was just a date in the future that I'd eventually have to face up to. But as the days slyly slipped past us faster than a black man chasing chicken, I noticed that hardly anyone had the same mentality as me...

And yeah, I'm black so the above comment wasn't racist ;)

Some many people going on about how they're counting down the days and all... I really didn't understand why it bothered them so much. I was getting sick of the people constantly reminding me about "Judgement Day", or "Doomsday" come on it's not World War Two.

The fact that this whole summer I haven't worried about it; then on the last day I start sweatin' just sums up the whole five years of my secondary school life- I leave everything to the last minute. Lol, it's rubbish how I seemed to think I could dodge the nerves and just coast through till tomorrow not caring about anything. Nah, life doesn't work like that.

But hey, that's how it is right?
Cya
J'x


If you're still shitting yourself, take a look at these. I know for a fact none of us are this bad
;)
http://funnyexamanswers.com/

The Hot Pants.

Who remembers their first kiss?
I remember mine lol. It was crap. (sorry if the girl ever reads it)

Ah well, I've come a long way since then... many many experiences have changed my view on girls, and females in general. I can't believe some people say things like "I don't need a girlfriend", shit like that. It just makes me think...nobody needs a girlfriend- it just adds a different dimension to your life right? Girls are great. That's a fact. (None more than my girl though).

By the way I was watching Katy Perry at the V festival the other day (on TV, of course). They're nice.

Lol, I don't think girls understand the full extent of the power they have over men. The world is kinda run by women...Most of the things us men do is either to gain female approval, acknowledgment or attraction. The other night I jokingly said to someone that I'd wear hot pants when we went out. I said it jokingly. I really did. But then slowly...some terrible thought crept into my mind. If she dared me, I would probably do it.

I know what you're thinking =) but come on, I like to have fun = [y]

That was when I realised that I need to get serious, or I'd end up married to a woman who forces me to wear her dirty, nasty granny pants- just for a laugh- otherwise I "won't be getting any Pasta" = [n]

Not good.

But hey, that's how it is right?

Cya,,

J'x

The Intro

Hey guys,,

If you don't know me yet then it's JordEn.

Nah I didn't spell my own name wrong. That's how it really is, with an E. Crazy I know but that's my mum ¬¬

So here we have it. A blog. Some of you are probably thinking why am I reading this- believe me I'm thinking it as well. This post is kinda rubbish though, it's just a lil intro explaining what this is gonna be all about.

So this guy, Jorden (with an e) sits at his computer and types all the weird stuff that goes on in his head from day to day. I'm not gonna promise a post everyday but I'll try to keep you guys posted. Sometimes I'll be happy, sometimes I'll be sad. I'm only human.

Another thing I wanna do is share all the funny, interesting, sad, stupid, annoying, important stuff that I find on the internet with you all...for this post though; I got nothing =)

Told you it was rubbish,,

But hey, that's how it is right?
Cya,,
J'x